Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild

I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)

by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017

My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

black dad

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

by DASsimna January 19, 2017

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009