telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

by Piranha October 25, 2004

"I have to tell you something" moment

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks

The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...

by afroman473 July 23, 2009

Televisiphonernetting

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

by bag o douche August 24, 2007

tell you bout yourself

A country way to mean "tell someone off." Also can imply "fuck someone up."

Tee: Yo, you ugly as shit.
Nae-Nae: Meet me outside, bitch. Bet you I'll tell you bout yourself.

by just a gyal October 17, 2008

Telescope

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.

by Poopy poop November 12, 2013

douche tell

A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.

"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."

"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."

by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009

Telli

A Telli is when you rent a room in a hotel and invite friends over to drink and stuff.

Hotel- telli
Hotelii

Rachael "hey lets go to Meagan's telli by the beach"

Scott "A what?"

Rachael " hotel"

by ------------------------------------- May 29, 2008