T'wasn't

The Old English new age combination of the words: It, Was, and Not.

"What night did that burglar break into the house?"

"T'wasn't the night before Christmas."

"You're a douche."

by Benjiforce1 October 1, 2010

T___T

txt for angry glare and straight face

-your ugly

--T___T

-my eyes!!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

T-Series Fan

A person who likes T-Series, it's not a good thing. (Insult)

Guy 1: Bro, you're the Big Gay

Guy 2: At least I'm not a T-Series Fan

by PB_nJ April 13, 2019

T-Money

A 1 dollar bill with Mr.T on the the front and the A-Team van on the back. Always drink your milk ya fuckers!

T-Money is cool

by T-Money May 1, 2003

t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

by Jared344035 July 2, 2006

t shirt wisdom

Liberal use of any saying, pun or other play on words that would, does, or should appear printed on an obnoxious t shirt.
Often spoken or quoted by annoying people who don't even own the shirt.

"The grass on the other side is really astroturf."

"It's all fun an games until someone loses an eye ... then its histerical!"

"Yes, thank you for that t shirt wisdom. Now please leave."

by Rage of Kage May 14, 2008

T-nips

Stupid asshole who takes shots of his friends piss.

T-nips to a shot of Tommys Piss

by baby geoffrey July 27, 2011