Antsports Steve'd 

When you jizz in your hand at climax during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.

"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."

Antsports Steve'd by CasDraW May 1, 2008

Scummy Steve 

A "Scummy Steve" is an individual that frequently celebrates the possibility of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with anything he can manage to cajole or kidnap away from the bar. Primarily, this occurs after severe abuse of drugs and alcohol.

You were such a Scummy Steve last night bro!
He's such a Scummy Steve

Scummy Steve by Etymologized April 2, 2011

Sturdy steve 

A 5ft 5 male with and abnormally small penis. But don't let that full you he is a a crazy mother fucker with muscler thighs.

Man where is sturdy Steve when you need him .

Sturdy steve by The red banndit August 14, 2017

Bavuyise Steve 

An upstanding citizen that is loved by everyone . Supports Arsenal and likes girls way out of his league. He often gets lyrics wrong.

Guy one : Hey did you see Bavuyise Steve?

Guy too : Yeah he reminds me of a cumming walrus.

Bavuyise Steve by jammieK May 21, 2018

Adam and Steve 

The Christian inside joke.

Christian: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Jew: What?

Muslim: Just smile and nod.

Adam and Steve by epicetic July 16, 2006

stiffie steve 

Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.

"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"

stiffie steve by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008

Stone Cold Steve Austin 

A fucking badass speech writer of 1996 and the only redneck of wwe

Stone cold steve austin will whip some ass

Stone Cold Steve Austin by Shrek 01 November 8, 2019