Spündik

1. A small Casio VL-Tone keyboard first released in 1980. Functions as a combination calculator and 8-bit synthesizer. It ranges two and a half octaves and has voices that include: guitar, violin, piano, etc.

2. Small keyboard made popular by the German band Trio.

Guy: "Hey man I'm starting a band."

Guy 2: "Hey man, do you need someone who can play spündik?"

Guy: "Dude I keep telling you, I'm not gay."

by catnipxthexband May 25, 2011

spunk berry

giving a girlfriend or wife a bowl of frankin berry or another fruity cereal but instead of milk its cum

wife: what kind of cereal is this
husband:spunk berry

by tlrd123 May 29, 2011

Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

spunkgland

either the right or left testicle

'I got to wank, my spunkgland is full of spunk'

by Jim Ox October 9, 2011

spunklips

When a person or animal is found to have been performing task's that result in their lips and surrounding facial features to be covered in semen.

oh man, i was doing lara last night, when i pulled out I hit her face, she had total spunklips.

by larry_420 October 15, 2011

Spundardered

To be spun out by something that you heard or by something you have had happened to you - but in serious fashion. Like as in absolute shock/speechless at discovering something...

I didn't realise just how popular it was to partake in paraphilia. I mean, I don't know why everyone doesn't, but am spundardered at just how many in fact do!

When I found out that Drop Bears weren't real, I was spundardered….

by Buntselina November 14, 2011

spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.

"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"

by jamz b December 3, 2011