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Splitch

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When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.
"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."
by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015
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splotsy

That curry gave me a terrible splotsy last night
by Butler 808 August 27, 2016
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Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
by DeadliftinJoe August 9, 2016
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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood
by Splithewood December 2, 2016
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Spitshnoggle

Spitshnoggle- Any event of bad timing, had something not happened a certain way, you would have benefitted or won or succeeded.
Spitshnoggled - past tense of spitshnoggle.

Spitshnoggle: to be royally screwed over

In some form or fashion by someone else!
Example1- standing in line to get a lotto ticket, and realizing you needed a pack of skittles, so you ask the person behind you to wait a sec while you get your skittles, but the instant you turned your back he bellied up to the counter and low and behold won the 35 million dollar jackpot.
Example 2- your mother (or father) dieing a year sooner then their parents and (since they passed away before their living parent) getting spittsnoggled out of their portion of equil shares of what the parent had left to the remaining kids.

(The kids that lost their mom or dad before the grandparents died, got spittshnoggled by the aunts and/or uncles)
by Drone2D2 December 7, 2016
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Split

Another word for a bisexual. Originated in Queen Anne's county Maryland by Miguel Triana.
by Mig T December 15, 2016
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splitour

noun : a splitour is a snowboarder who is also a splitboarder, who then lusts for the touring route as much as (if not more than) the turns of the descent.
The buddy I used to rip with become a splitour in the last few years and it's been impossible for me to get him into the resorts.
by CountD$ July 4, 2016
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