Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event

Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.

by wynx October 29, 2020

Splazzy

Something looks nice or cool

That's splazzy

by Better than malick November 29, 2020

splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020

Splangent

Extremely good; outstanding.

"That dinner was totally splangent!"

by Kozzmeaux January 1, 2021

splagoosus

Another inside term for “vagina”

“Dude I hooked up with this girl last night she had a wet splagoosus.”

by UglygirlA January 15, 2021

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Splattr

The Hentai lord most known on Tiktok and YouTube for posting 18+ content

“Hey have you heard of the hentai lord”
“You mean Splattr fucking degenerate”

by Lamereaper February 14, 2021