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Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.
Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"
by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018
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Lucky sock

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022
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Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)
Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!
by Rivvet November 3, 2021
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Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.
"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"
by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020
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Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole
Liam prepare your self for the sock liam
by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022
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Toob sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.
by BlueElvis October 19, 2020
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Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates
Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed
by emg67 February 23, 2015
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