wHEN YOU FUCK A GIRL IN THE ASS AND YOU FINSH OFF AND CUM THE SHE SHITS THE MIXTURE OF CUM AND SHIT ON YOUR CHEST AND SMAERAS IT IN WITH HER BUT CHECKS..
WHEN I WAS FUCKING MY GIRL IN THE ASS SHE DECIDED TO GIVE ME A pittsburg steam roller... and smeared it in...
by GABBA FUCKMA March 4, 2009
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Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter
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by Sexy Poo Dude January 2, 2007
Get the Cleavland Steamer mug.A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.
Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.
by James & Ann January 5, 2008
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Tom: What happened with that chic Jenny from the office? She's going around saying you ain't shit.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.
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