When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.
Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter
by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011
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