3 definitions by zzyyxxzyzyx
Like a sucker punch, but with your dick
by zzyyxxzyzyx November 3, 2016
When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.
Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter
by zzyyxxzyzyx April 4, 2011
while performing a "Pile Driver" with a chick, who is a squirter and she cums. You have now struck oil, and are an Oil-Baron
yeah? you Oil Baron you
by zzyyxxzyzyx April 19, 2011