zzyyxxzyzyx's definitions

Steam-Cracker

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.

Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter

by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011

Oil Baron

while performing a "Pile Driver" with a chick, who is a squirter and she cums. You have now struck oil, and are an Oil-Baron

yeah? you Oil Baron you

by zzyyxxzyzyx May 10, 2011

Sucker fuck

Like a sucker punch, but with your dick

If that bitch ain't careful, I'll sucker fuck her right in the ass

by zzyyxxzyzyx November 3, 2016