simon

Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard

That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him

by smallwillybilly December 22, 2015

SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

by CasLover June 1, 2019

Simon

a sexy beast? no As we call him the reject to socity when he was born he came out with a vigina but as he hit 13 so became the hidden 1inch penis not knowing what to do he asked a few gay men and they showed the him the RIGHT way he loves so eat giant black dicks and the most akward penis ever his many genecti diseses and loves young fat men biggest recored 17inch dildo depp throat WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER

simon WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER

by mother97897696786 January 4, 2012

Salmoning

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

by High on Life August 1, 2008

salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 3, 2008

saigon aquarium

The Saigon Aquarium: When a chick blows you in the back of a car and the door handles don't work, she panics looking for a way out with a mouth full of cum. Also known as a Fish Bowl.

I gave my girlfriend a Saigon Aquarium, it took her five minutes to get out!

by Bvlldozer November 10, 2014

saifon

Saifon is a female name. Its for a person who you meet and instantly want to be friends with. They are sentimental, extremely kind hearted, beautiful and crazy. They will also do something crazy like dye their hair purple!

Person 1: Do you know what saifon did?

person 2: No what did she do?

person 1: she dyed her hair purple!

person 2: oh my god! She is so crazy!

by girlwiththeblueraincoat November 26, 2017