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Tucking in Rudy's shirt.

Euphemism for masturbation. Especially when in hotel room with a someone you believe to be underage
Man, when my girl left me I must have tucked in Rudy's shirt 5 times a day to find some relief.

I found a crusty sock under my teenage son's bed. I think he's been using it for tucking in Rudy's shirt.
by ToryScum October 21, 2020
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tucking in my shirt

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.
"I was just tucking in my shirt." -Rudy Giuliani
by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Schrödinger's Skirt

Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022
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National send shirtless pic to your discord friend day

March 6

Take a shirtless pic and send it to your discord friend, that happens to be a girl.
Person 1: "What day it is?"
Person 2: "March 6"
Person 1: "Oh, it is National send shirtless pic to your discord friend day"
by NeverEverLeave March 6, 2022
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men in skirts

men in skirts are cute
by GayPersonWithNoLife July 2, 2022
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Going Out Shirt

A sole trusted garment usually worn by a man coming to the end of his social lifecycle.

When a male believes himself to be in his prime he will either carefully or indiscriminately choose from a wide variety of garments for the wide variety of social occasions his youth and social status offers. At this point in his life the male subjectively believes all such garments 'looks good on him'. As the male ages he naturally becomes subjectively and objectively less 'in his prime' and studies have shown that there is a negative correlation between the 'distance from prime', the number of social events available for attendance, and the number of garments trusted to grace these occasions. When a male declines to the point they have next to no social interactions, the number of shirts that are subjectively ok for going out dwindles to just one. Please note at this point the suitability of the shirt is purely subjective, as there is also a correlation between distance from prime and fashion blindness. Objectively the shirt may be hideous or simply be fashion from the wrong decade. Once a male is down to one shirt he can never go back up to two or more, the shirt is the shirt and although it may be replaced (depending on how long the male tries to string it out), there is only ever one at this point. At this juncture the man can objectively be described as wearing 'his going out shirt" (singular).
Oh look, Ian must be staying out, he's in his going out shirt.
by DevSecOpsMan July 14, 2023
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