soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it
The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog
by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019
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Pickle rage

Getting overly angry and/or aggravated over a small inconvenience because you're in a bad mood or stressed.
aka. being a sour "pickle"
Roommate 1: "Did you buy milk when you were out?"
Roommate 2: "Shit, no I forgot, sorry, I'll get some tomorrow."
Roommate 1: "Are you fucking kidding me, you're making me wait a whole DAY!?"
Roommate 2: "It's just a day bro... you doing okay?"
Roommate 1: "Yeah sorry, just pickle rage, been a long week ya know?"
Roommate 2: "Yeah I get it, don't worry about it."
Roommate 1: "Thanks man."
by TheSaucyUki April 19, 2021
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Match.Com-Rage

The rage felt upon receiving an online dating or dating app notification only to see that it was sent by a hideous ogre.
I felt acute match.com-rage after looking at who sent me that dating-site email.
by ShitDawg69 October 22, 2019
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Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.
OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.
by Robmaninator1 January 13, 2011
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Dick Rage

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.
After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.
by MerriamWebsta February 17, 2015
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Rage Puke

Randomly puking out of anger or excitement
"He just rage puked on me because he took my girl"

"We were rocking out to some metal, he took a drink and just raged puke, and kept going."
by Ragepuke August 24, 2014
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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