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Kansas shitty queef 

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

Chief Queef 

The leader producer of queefs. Each queef that Chief Queef expels is a work of art and if you are blessed enough to witness one of these queefs, you are guaranteed access to Heaven.
Chief Queef is our Lord and Savior.
Chief Queef by Succulent_buthay3939 November 26, 2021

queet or queef 

The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs.
Ooooh baby, is that queef I smell?

Lemon Pepper Queef Salad 

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lemon Pepper Queef Salad!

man-queef 

the noise the penis makes when ejaculating whilst rubbing the bollocks
spurt-queef! what a wank!!
hey man... i just had a man-queef!
man-queef by louiciia October 14, 2011