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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
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queef

fart bubble goes through ur cooch lip and not ur bout crack
when you feel a fart but feel the fart bubble goes out the front and ur cooch lips open so you basically queef
by lexatives April 6, 2025
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Queef

The act of breathing out of ones vaginal hole
“Mrs Rodriguez, May I take my mask off so I can Queef?
by Poopdealer420 September 6, 2020
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Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
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Queef

British slang for “fell over”
Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”
by Not.me24 January 21, 2021
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