Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023

pudging

where one jiggles or tickles another being (can be otherworldly) until they climax(nut).

I cannot resist your dad’s stomach for it is too big and hairy; I will start pudging him now.

by waitimgoated23 March 16, 2024

puddin kissin

Kissing someone’s anus when it has a brown ring around it.

Nathan is all about puddin kissin his women!!

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss March 19, 2024

Puding

The act of continuing to masturbate after ejaculation— often resulting in extreme discomfort to mild pain. It can be done as a form of masochistic self-gratification.

Tony failed his goon-sesh, so as a result his dom mistress forced him to spend the next hour puding.

by Maxocheese April 9, 2024

Pudging

A variation of self penis enlargement, similar to Jelqing. The technique is accomplished by hammer fisting the tip into a mushroom like shape.

Bro I've been on my pudging grind and gained 1.5" of girth.

by Finnegan_Mcnasty January 26, 2025

Puddin Pop

Is when you are railing a chick's asshole in the summer and you pull your dick out and yell "Puddin Pop" as you shove your shit covered dick in her mouth.

Damn were you on the back deck and see Joey give Shawnee's a Puddin pop? It was epically legendary.

by Rogue River February 20, 2026

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025