procrastinatorious

being known for procratinating behaviours

"Did you do that paper from last week yet?"
"No, I'm procrastinatorious."

by Oprahlisious October 27, 2011

Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.

Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting

by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011

Procrastinaid

Something that helps you to procrastinate. Aids you in your procrastination, so to speak.

"Thanks for all the procrastinaid today, I really didn't want to do my assignment."

"The internet is a great procrastinaid.

by Stinula November 9, 2011

procrasticoitus

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.

Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"

by Rascarin November 16, 2011

Procrastipoop

The act of holding a shit inside of you until 4 in the morning until you can unload it onto your roomates chest. Also known as the Rob Bell

DOOD... DJ took a dirty Procrastipoop on Taylor's chest!!

He gave him a Rob Bell? Disgusting!

by massivedee November 17, 2011

Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.

Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.

by mkay567 January 9, 2012