baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

Hot Potato

Hot Potato is when you have a threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl and the first guy goes down on her and licks up the Clitty Litter (aka the dried up toilet paper) and spits it back down the coochie instead of off to the side. Then the next guy does the same when it's his turn and it just repeats like a game of hot potato.

Yo Josh! You down for a game of Hot Potato later?

Hell yeah bro! Ill find a the Treesh to join in!

by Mattyp00 February 2, 2022

Potato Head

Someone with a head that looks uncannily like a potato.

'That Jimbo lad, he's such a potato headed berk!'

by The Hedgehog Man October 31, 2008

smol potato

Someone who is know to tell funny jokes but is also easily roast-able. Smol Potato is a name you can give to someone if they are shorter than you and they resemble a potato. This name is often given to males.

"Dude, look at how short that guy is!"

"Heh, I'd say he's a smol potato!"

by Babybee16 April 23, 2017

Baby Gravy for the Chest Potatoes

This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.

Baby Gravy- Cum

Chest Potatoes- Boobs

Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.

Dude, she's sooo hot. She needs some baby gravy for the chest potatoes.

by Riddle Boy June 16, 2008

baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

by Naughty Baratone August 9, 2010

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014