puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019

Puddle

An affectionate term to describe a person who sleeps with anyone who has dope.

Person 1: Check out that puddle, she wants to do me tonight for a puff sac.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.

by Boss Me January 31, 2019

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Peddleford

The sexiest, hottest guy you’ll ever meet. A great friend to all. The bets at all sports and is very caring. Has good grades and an all around great guy. He’s super funny and everyone loves him.

That Peddleford is really Sexy!

by Joey Macalister March 13, 2019

Peddleford

The hottest most sexy man ever. Everyone loves him and he’s super strong. He makes all A’s in school and is a ladies man.

Peddleford is so sexy!

by Joey Macalister March 13, 2019

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019