Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Get the Panda Expressmug. When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome
by RCduB October 11, 2008
Get the road pandamug. Panda, or Weirdpandagurl2090, is an amazing sweet girl who will go out of her way to make sure you’re okay. She’s so caring and kind and will always be there for you. She makes you feel loved and she’s always there to comfort you.
Person 1: I was just talking to my friend, Panda.
Person 2: Damn, Panda? You sure are lucky to have a friend like her.
Person 2: Damn, Panda? You sure are lucky to have a friend like her.
by mmmmmmmmmmmme December 13, 2020
Get the Pandamug. Panda buddy is the most amazing thing that can happen to you it makes u have a bestfriend till the day u die
K&j 1.22.16
K&j 1.22.16
by Gbking June 27, 2016
Get the Panda buddymug. by rach99706 January 14, 2023
Get the Pandamug. by LTKraptor December 13, 2020
Get the Santa Pandamug. by Mpa007 November 14, 2020
Get the panda championmug.