Police

the ass munch who sticks his jimmy stick up his butt hole

by pablo February 13, 2003

political party

A group of skilled liars (see politician) who will stop at nothing to push an agenda, to the dismay of the people they're supposed to "represent".

It's the way they force shit into your mouth and get paid to make you, your family, and your community's lives worse.

Political party and what they say:
Democrat: "Tax the rich, we're fucking salty."
Republican: "Tax cuts for the rich, impoverish and kill minorities."
Green: "Fuck the economy, save the damn planet."
Libertarian: "Fuck the restraints on economy and civil rights! Anarchism!"
Tea Party: "KILL ALL THE MINORITIES."
Nazist: "KILL ALL THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE A BIBLE."
Socialist: "Get your free yet really slow healthcare here! You may die before the hospital has a vacant spot for your operation!"
Communist: "I AM SALTY. EVERY RESPONSIBILITY IS EQUAL, SO WHY PAY MORE TO THE HARD WORKING?"
Corporatism: "FUCK CIVIL RIGHTS, CORPORATIONS OWN PEOPLE!"

Political parties don't give a fuck about the people.

by Wafzal2 Productions March 4, 2018

military police

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.

Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.

by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007

Politicians

Politicians make me sick. They think they can just sit back and pocket the tax money we work hard to earn. We give it to the government to help US in return. But does that happen? NO. You get some nut like Reagan spending Billions of dollars on a "star wars defense system." "You see, it works by beaming a laser into space, where it bounces off a satilite, destroying a nuclear warhead, or any missile." But what happens if that missile DOES contain a nuke? It doesnt just go away. No. The radiation from the blast would spread throughout the ENTIRE world carried by the wind at the altitude it would be destroyed. Good idea? No.

you, your friends, and my dick.

by etta-nay December 16, 2004

Politico

A person, generally a hippie, who is obsessed with politics, and spends there time complaining about presidents, and anything else political. You can usually find them in cafe's with other politico's shouting about corrupt leaders and government conspiracies.

Grayson "Did you hear that guy over there?"

Chad "Yah he was yelling that Every Decision ever made by the United States Government has been the wrong one."

Grayson "What a politico."

by Grayson Converse August 8, 2006

Police Brutality

The crueslest, most sadistic crime against humanity. Especially when that same officer wins Policeman Of the Year

Drake: Did you hear about the kid who was killed? By the NYPD? Talk about police brutality.
Evan: Yeah! It's really sad. The officer one policeman of the year...

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 6, 2011

Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020