Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010

Peddy Eddie

to get caught checking out underage girls and then blame it on your poor eyesight

"When Brian saw three 14-year-olds walk by he drooled and we called him on a Peddy Eddie"

by J Man October 6, 2003

pedophilia

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

Peddy Hop

When a guy is blazed, and tries to jump over a girl. While jumping, the guy lands with his dick on the girls face and knocks her over because he's that high.

I was so high, I can't believed I peddy hopped that girl. I really like her.

by Legit Prof December 9, 2007

pedagogical waco

Reaction by a teacher when criticised in students' course evaluations to adopt an apocalyptic siege mentality instead of simply knuckling down and improving their class.

-See what the students said about Mrs Y's course at the end of the semester? "incompetent ...inadequate... substandard..." Hopefully with a kick up the pants like that she'll have to pull the finger out next year.
-You're kidding! I just saw her in the principal's office screaming that she was being victimised! A real pedagogical waco!

by thrawnpop May 14, 2008

pediddel

A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.

Hey look, here comes a pediddel!

Careful Dave, watch out for that pediddel.

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

pedocrowley

Someone that lurks 4chan all night looking for CP threads

Phillip is a pedocrowley, he was up all night again on 4chan.

by Vood June 5, 2011