Wet Noodle

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

a noodle of Asians

A large group of Asian people.

A collective noun to describe such group. Like a pride of lions or litter of kittens.

I couldn't take a photo of that statue because there was a noodle of Asians all around it.

by razdaz2 March 19, 2017

nooka

homeboy or friend.

"Man you my NOOKA, we always gonna be tite!"

by ShOvel July 24, 2003

noorie

Noorie is one sexy Biaaaaaaatch!

1) Noorie is one sexy Biaaaaaaatch
2)Im Sucha Noorie!

by noorie July 22, 2004

noob sauce

A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.

Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.

by Cyn The Frost Demon September 12, 2006

noob

A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

Noob: can i hav muneys pplsplsplsplzz!!11
Newb: Would you mind sparing me some money?
-LATER-
Noob: pl0x sir!! money plszzz!!!111111111
Newb: Okay. :(

by rawrimamango May 18, 2007

nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002