ninja link

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)

"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

ninja logger

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

by Ozzwepay December 9, 2008

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

Ninja rain

A mysterious rainstorm that occurs in a ninja-like fashion. You don't hear or see the rain, but you when you go outside you are suprised to find it has apparently rained heavily.

The most impressive ninja rain has been known to occur on cloudless, sunny days-- thus increasing it's mystery.

When I went to my car this afternoon everything was soaked but there was not a cloud in sight.. there must have been some crazy ninja rain!

by MKEtown June 16, 2010

ninja looter

-A player in an MMORPG who attempts to loot every monster killed in a group as quickly as possible
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"Dude, we killed 4 Krayt Dragons, but some ninja looter ganked all the drops!"

by Knight of the Hub February 7, 2004

Ninja Exit

To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.

Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.

by J2Racing December 21, 2007

ninja-y

The act of acting like a ninja.

So I was talking about sneaking into this house and I realized how ninja-y that sounded.

Yo dude, I was all ninja-y and shit.

by sweetlikesin January 15, 2009