muscle

a code word for asshole.

Man...our boss is such a muscle!

I am the worlds largest muscle and don't you forget it!

by TeamMuscle December 14, 2010

Cunt-muscle

To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

bravarian muscle fuck

The act of placing one's penis between the breasts of Germanic woman, while drinking a stein of beer.

I spilled my last Warsteiner while that smokin fraulein gave me a bravarian muscle fuck. tit fuck Titty Fuck

by ZippyMoonbat April 1, 2010

munched

A particularly bad and dangerous football tackle

Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!

by Alex and Rob March 3, 2003

Muscle Sauce

n.: creme de la ejaculation, jism, sperm, semen, love cheese (masculine), 2. n.: var. Mussel Sauce (feminine)

Bob's muscle sauce stained my sheets.

-or-

Janet's mussel sauce was all over my fat cock.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 16, 2003

Tit Mungler

The act of putting titties in and around your mouth, and or rubbing them around your genitals, while taking a shit. Technically for it to be a tit mungler you have to be taking the shit while in the act of doing the titty-rubbin. This may often result in poopy titties depending the situation. The shitting does not have to be done in a toilet, and is preferably done elsewhere.

"Last night Bryan wanted to tit mungler.. i full on let him but idk, it smelt so bad when he got done, some of his sludge dragon got on my titties.."

by n.spizz February 11, 2009

Lean Muscle

The muscle that BAMF MMA fighters like Urijah Faber have. Used to kick ass and take names.

Bodybuilders are overrated. MMA fighters, with their lean muscle, are where its at.

by deadheart January 15, 2011