strawberry muffin bomb

The extremely adverse effects of womanhood that result in emotional devastation to all those surrounding. Much like an atomic bomb, but slightly more frightening. Targets anyone who does not share the problem. Occurs frequently and can be prepared for by boarding up windows and removing all sharp objects. You should also avoid doing anything aggravating to a victim of SMB. && resembles strawberries.

Stupid man victim: Can you pass the salt?

Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!

*tick,tick,tick*

Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....

*BOOM*

Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!

by smbvictims February 18, 2008

ass muffin

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!

by theprettiestbaglady March 5, 2009

muffin

The muffin is a veritable jack-of-all-trades, being a fluffy baked good able to be filled with a varied and delicious assortment of comestables, including, but not limited to: blueberries, raspberries, crunchberries, razor blades, baby fingers, and jam. ESPECIALLY jam...mmmmmmmhhhh...

Man: Is that a muffin, sir?
Baker: Indeed it is, but you cannot have it! -munch munch munch-
Man: Nuuuuuuu! -fart-
Baker: Ha-ha-ha.

by Slamdarius April 18, 2006

pizza-muffin

the combination of a pizza-face and a muffin-top

god damn, Ashely Faris is a pizza-muffin

by Jake Lundin December 17, 2008

meat muffin

Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.

"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."

by Andrew 3000 October 13, 2004

muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

muffin top mountaineer

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.

Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.

by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011