Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

song monkey by bndrs March 27, 2012

brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.

The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey

brazilian smuggle monkey by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013

swedish monkey wrench 

Flicking the bean with your thumb

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench

swedish monkey wrench by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018

sweaty bed monkey 

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009

sus monkey 

an ugly motherfucker

my s/n is ******* .. no sus monkeys

sus monkey by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009

Spider Monkey 

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

Spider Monkey by Instigator October 20, 2004