Marcused

When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.

Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one

by Yodastrueson May 1, 2020

Marchstache

The month of March in which you shave your face, but keep growing a mustache for the entire month.

Friend 1: Bro are you stoked for Marchstache?

Friend 2: Gonna have the manliest mustache.

by [livelifeloud] December 5, 2011

marcos macias

someone who has personality but not looks. Is shy but wants attention

stop bieng a marcos macias and start talking to girls

by yeeters May 23, 2016

Marcos

A kind hearted guy. He always knows how to make someone smile and laugh. He is serious and knows how to defend himself when necessary. He can always make your day, even if it's with a birthday song. ;)

I would love to have a Marcos as a best friend

by Aidin Carter February 16, 2017

Marcos Alonso

The worlds best Left wing back. He's even better than Carlos on free kicks and has the pace of the flash on a counter attack. He's a true lady killer too. He can play striker if he wants as well.

Did you see Marcos Alonso the other day? Blimey he's even better than Prime Maldini!

by Mowglidud August 31, 2017

Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018

Marcos

He is really cool and handsome he is smart and will help any one in need he has a big part and willing he is also a gentleman you can have fun with him any day and he will give you a shoulder to cry on

Person#1omg he is really cute

Person#2 ya Marcos is really cool

by The school December 5, 2018