Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

Lunch Boxed

Gettin so wacked on Molly and Blow that you are a totally useless human for a minimum of 2-3 days.

I ate so many pills and blew so many lines at Coachella in was lunch boxed for like 3 days. FML!

by 5280 PARTY MONSTER September 28, 2010

Lunchbox lesbian

A female who is a secret lesbian. She may date, shack up with, and/or flirt with guys but deep down she has a strong passion for females. She is still in the closet or in this case the "lunchbox" She thinks your mom packs better stuff and wants a peek inside and possibly a taste.

"Kristen your boobs look really nice in that top" "Carol you're such a lunchbox lesbian! Stop trying to touch them"

by (untshorts September 11, 2011

Typical Lunch Eater

describes a person who is not known for anything good and is just there, taking up space.

Megan is a typical lunch eater.

by Lipz April 17, 2005

liquid lunch

when a closeted gay businessman hires a male hustler over his lunch break and sucks him off

Betty was shocked to learn that her husband who rarely performed oral sex with her was secretly having a liquid lunch at least once a week.

by JAQrabbit November 10, 2017

lunchboxing

when someone above the age of 18 ingages or attempts to carry out any type of physical relationship with someone below the age of 18.

Kenny is LUNCHBOXING on a 15 year old

by lunchboxXx1313 April 8, 2009

sack lunch

Scratching your scrotum and subsequently presenting your fingers to a friend's mouth/nose and asking, "Sack lunch?".

Before I took a shower I gave Kelli a sack lunch. She really liked it!

by shoeshina23 November 6, 2012