Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Johnson

Group of guys in Norther Wisconsin that think too highly of themselves and too poorly of others. They often travel in packs, letting everybody know when they have arrived to a party. They like to think that they are good at every activity they take part in simple because they are "Johnsons." Refer to everybody that is not a Johnson as a "Chach." Often times, these Chachs are better at the activities the Johnsons believe themselves to be so great at, but since they are Johnsons, they automatically make fun of the Chachs.

During a game of beer pong:
"Ha! Nice shot, fucking Chach. Too bad you aren't a Johnson."

by Cakes1988 December 23, 2008

janson

ugly and annoying + no patience

omg janson's so ugly...

by AK* January 8, 2005

Walter Johnson High School

Stereotyped as the wealthiest school in Bethesda . A school filled with mostly Preppy white kids trying to find a party to seek pleasure in. Dare and take a 5 sec. glance cuz you will be seeing HOT football players, HOT soccer players and GORGEOUS girls dripping in Tiffany's that everyone is jelaous of. Parking lot filled with SUV's and Mercedes Benz. COMPETE is what its all about here. Everyone wants to be better than others. Guys in their Madera shorts and polos while girls with D and G shades therough the halls... oh and did i mention the HOT chicks...? Mainly, If your smart and hot this is where you wanna be
Girls, help me out i cant decide....X5 or the S 500?

walter johnson Walter Johnson High School

by rich kid wj 08!! November 2, 2009

Nick Johnson

A coward, amateur, or inexperienced child.

I shouldn't have hired that Nick Johnson to do a man's job.

by Bongsnvagluvr May 30, 2011

johnson

A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose

A Johnson must be very long.

"Yo nigga! Put chow Johnson away!"

"Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"

by Mishal May 13, 2005

johnson

the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.

Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.

by fmcnasty September 1, 2018