Johnny

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.

Boy: do you know a Johnny?

Girl: oh yeah! He’s so cool!

by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.

“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”

by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.

Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!

by Mmxu November 24, 2021

Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.

Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.

by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

Johnnie guilbert

A kind good looking sweet emo dude <3🫶

Johnnie guilbert is cool

by RAWRRRRRRRRRR XDD February 25, 2024

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008