hypocrit

Someone who accuses you of something they do themselves

(aka a cunt )

Reece is a hypocrit

by sizzlebob69 September 25, 2020

Hypocrite

Two people called bec and Harry.

Bec and Harry called me bum buddy whilst bumming each other. What hypocrites.

by JDownsyndrome September 26, 2020

hypobrat

A brat and hypocrite

You are a fucking hypobrat

by Awallyworld October 2, 2020

Hypotenuse

When you and your partner are having intercourse in a position which both bodies form sides of a triangle, the Hypotenuse is the line of sight. Common positions include Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy style, etc.

For example, if you’re a tall guy, and you’re fucking a short girl, the Hypotenuse would be skewed favoring you.

Me: Yo dude.
Bro: Wassup?
Me: Yo that Hypotenuse was so skewed last night, the Pythagorean theorem couldn’t even solve it..

by JMehoff October 8, 2020

hypochonreacting

When a hypochondriac reacts to bad health news

Stop hypochonreacting whenever I tell you I have a sneeze Deb!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

hypocritigger

hypocritical nigger

those BLM hypocritiggers just burned down a black owned business...

by Literalistic October 27, 2020

hypocriticism

a magestic word created by an idiot. use as you please

"its the hypocriticism for me"

by the idiots friend October 30, 2020