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Hobosapian

Class of the homosapien species; type of human who is of the homeless nature, usually found near Walmarts, 7-Elevens, and dumpsters. Usually spotted in pairs or with dog. Can be recognized by dirty face, smell, or sign that asks for money. Avoid at all costs, known to lower property values.
There goes those hobosapian asking for change again.
by Boo's Baby December 29, 2024
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Hobosexual

A male or female who has sexual relations with another person in order to have somewhere to sleep or stay for little or no money.
Jeremy Johnson is a hobosexual. He is a broke bitch.
by Chuck Reins January 3, 2025
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HoboSexual

Sleeping with someone for a comfortable sleeping accomodation.
"I think they're only dating so he has a comfortable place to sleep while he visits the city."
"Oh, so he's HoboSexual"
by efy2 January 4, 2025
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Hobosexual

A woman or a man who regularly has casual sex and moves in with a new male or female hook up they decide to enter into a serious relationship with in order to prevent being homeless, staying with family, or having to become completely independent and live alone. This is a pattern they repeat in their relationships by moving in with boyfriends or girlfriends too fast so they can avoid being homeless and alone. Can stem from trauma, narcissism, low-self esteem, low self worth, a fear of being alone, a fear of being homeless, and a deep internal need for male or female validation. Homosexuals are not always loyal to the man or woman they choose to build a life with, and could cheat on them if they lack honesty and integrity.
I believe all hobosexuals can one day develop better character, live alone in their own housing, love themselves, and stop repeating the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay.
by igivethebestreads February 6, 2025
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Hobosexual

A woman or man who has a pattern of moving in with a new male or female hook up too early in their relationship. Their relationships have a pattern of moving in with a hook up, becoming serious with them too fast so they can avoid being homeless & alone, & ruining that relationship. They might have a roster of male or female friends on their phone they use for casual sex or validation just in case their main relationship fails. A female or male hobosexual who lacks honesty, integrity and self esteem will cheat & lie to the person they choose to move in with. This subconsciously forces them to find a new person to have sex with so they can have a place to stay. This cycle keeps repeating because they depend on the male or female validation of their lovers instead of loving themselves. Hobosexuals can suffer from mental health conditions, trauma, narcissism, a lack of self-awareness, and a lack of self-worth.
Every hobosexual is capable of being alone, happy, honest, and a better person. Once they stop the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay, they can move into their own apartment and live there completely alone without depending on relationships as a source of housing when there is no foundation of real love, friendship or respect.
by bestreadsbestkarma February 19, 2025
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Hobosexual

By definition homeless, but sleeping with different women in order for shelter.
Pulling a Joey D” not having a place to sleep but finding multiple fine jawnts to sleep with for months “hobosexual”
by Joey E dolan March 11, 2025
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hobostyle

Posing for photo while reclining in the outdoors. In the manner of a hobo, who has style to spare.
After bandit camping for several days in the forest my dirtbag climbing partner and I went hobostyle in the Mickey D's parking lot.
by hobostylin February 9, 2026
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