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Calabasas High School

"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.

A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.

The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.

We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.

Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.

We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
You know you wish you go to Calabasas High School.
by iloveCHS May 24, 2010
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Canyon High School

A high school in Canyon Country which consists of (from largest to smallest races) white,mexican,black,asian,and indian students.
Someone's car was on fire at Canyon High School!
by Canyon High Student August 3, 2008
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Centennial High School

Centennial is definitely a school that is either loved or hated. Known for being the best (academically, and often athletically) in Howard County, MD, competition for everything imaginable is present at this school. GPAs and class rank are often worried about, and there are definitely an extreme amount of AP students. We boast several awesome sports teams, with which school spirit is starting to increase, though it is still generally fairly low. The 6th Man club definitely assists with this, and Class Color Day during Homecoming is the one day a year when virtually everyone shoes their school spirit. The orchestra is known for being the best in the state. The school has undergone some scandal, with a black teacher suing over racism from faculty and the grade changing fiasco. However, Centennial generally maintains its positive reputation. The school is also commonly known for its high percentage of Asian students, around 25%. Though Centennial hosts students from a variety of backgrounds, the presence of fairly wealthy people is pretty strongly felt. Though Centennial has many adversaries, including River Hill academically, Mt. Hebron is generally perceived as the main rival.
Centennial High School loves you Mt. Hebron! ....NOT.
by chs eagle August 29, 2008
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Contact High

When you feel the slight sensation of being high just because you were close to somebody that was or had been high numerous times prior to seeing you.
Oh my gosh, that guy was so high that I got contact high just from being in the same room as him...
by RISxLOVESxMUSIC March 25, 2009
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Hinsdale Central High School

The Original Hinsdale High, home to the red devils. Hinsdale Central educates the future leaders of america. This great school send 99 percent of its graduating seniors to college. on top of that the average act score is a 29. This school has the smartest kids, the best athletes and the most money. in fact they have so much that they just put in 2 brand new football turf fields (on each campus of the district 86 school). this is by far the best school around, it was names the national school of character in 2008 and the illinois top athletic school in 2009.
--dude did you hear about the hinsdale central high school football team?

~~yea they killed Lyons Township Last week

--and york the week and oprf the week before that and proviso the week before that.

~~i love our school
by hcdevils2012 June 28, 2010
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Charlotte Catholic High School

a dank high school where everyone there is treated like family. wonderful education and atmosphere! the students love it! there is nothing like going to one of the friday night football games. when you walk into the stadium you can feel the excitement and an overwhelming amout of support. the fans are wonderful and amazing to be around! there there are som DANK sport. basically good at them ALL boy and girl. Bright students with wonderful futures! very intelligent students
you will always be back up by you classmates at Charlotte Catholic High School whenever you are in trouble
by hearddddattt January 5, 2011
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Creekview high school

A bunch of fucking white kids vaping all the fucking time some weed but vaping their is our drug and their are some black people who are chill and yeh all we do is
say nigger all fucking day because we are white and it’s a hell hole
I’m Prairie doggin it in Creekview high school, can’t find a toilet seat with piss or shit on it
by Freshman at crackview March 18, 2019
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