Groupawn

To purchase something at a discounted price, typically via Groupon.com, for the sole reason of reselling the item for a profit.

A person buys concert tickets on Groupon for $20 (a $40 value!), then sells them on Craigslist for $30. Working the system in their favor, the person groupawned the concert tickets, enjoying them self a $10 profit.

by DirkJanowski November 21, 2011

Groundhog Diet

Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.

Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday

Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?

by rr11 May 22, 2014

group head

An act of at least 3 people performing fellatio or cunnilingus in a linear fashion. Like a human centipede of oral sex. Circular orientation is the preferred setup.

I can't wait for this weekend. We're having group head.

by Penetrate the Data May 20, 2017

Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

groum

Groum: A nigga that makes alot of money and is a smartass

Groum: a sweeterman, a sexy man.

Your such a groum

by Alber Einstein November 22, 2018

Group chat

A place you go to get answers for test and HW

I’m going to go on the group chat to see if anyone did the HW

by Berryblack October 13, 2019

Grounded

To make your bald, poorly animated kid sit in their room for all eternity after going to Chuck E Cheese's pizza.

"Caillou, you are grounded for 99999999999 years! Go to your room now!"

by Wariobros194 March 29, 2020