Andalusian Flicker Gooning

The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.

It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.

My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville

by Monoruso December 19, 2024

Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.

"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."

by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023

Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024

Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group

Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon

by Wh sole August 22, 2018

Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.

Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?

by Hamsies August 27, 2025

Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon

Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?

by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024