dirty google

When you suck your own asshole and you like it like it was 1790 slaves

I did a dirty Google and loved it

by Goodbob September 9, 2021

Search Google or type a URL

An exclamation

Mr Meandmrsihavehadromanceandiwanttorightnohavemadelovebefore: What did you learn in today
Dojeigyyitabefuyu: YOUR MAMA
Mrs ihavehadromanceandiwanttorightnow: Search Google or type a URL!!!

by OOF i just died March 13, 2022

i done goofed

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it

"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."

by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

wait this isn't google

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.

Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary

What you are doing right now

Hey Bill
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary.
What a sad existence

by Mac Finder June 30, 2017

Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

google video

type "video" into google, noob! honestly...

"i am a noob because i did'nt know what google video meant"

by n00binat0r July 10, 2006