granddog

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

by kabulykos August 17, 2010

grandpappy

Term for a stereotypical southern grandfather who generally sits on a porch drinking moonshine and playing the deliverance theme on a banjo.

I fetched my grandpappy his moonshine from the old well

by akljhakljhakejlgh November 27, 2006

Grandma Billy

A man-boy monster that lives on the west end of the city of Florissant. He is rumored to have grown a full beard at the age of 14 and has released 14 triple platinum rap albums. This individual is extremely dangerous and must be avoided at all costs. If you sight a grandma billy hold completely still and keep blank thoughts as most Grandma Billies can hear thoughts.

Never before sighted by the public but Grandma Billy is rumored to have existed by Sigmund Freud and many other reputable psychological therapists.

by WTBHeals December 27, 2009

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

grandmas ashes

THE BEST TASTING THING FUCKING EVER. LIKE HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD

Person 1 I ate grandmas ashes
Person 2 lucky

by trexhv December 12, 2019

Cigarette Grandma

That grandma that is on one certain end of the grandma stereotypes.

The one that smokes constantly, gambles, could probably beat your ass, yet is still somehow a loving grandma. (Some are known to be wrestlers, too)

My cigarette grandma threatened to beat my ass if I didn't buy her a new pack of cigs so she wouldn't have to leave her slots.

by Goku Freeman April 13, 2007

grandpa guitar

An acoustic guitar. can also be used to refer to any acoustic instrument such as a lute or a mandolin. Skwisgaar & Toki from the show Metalocalypse use this word several times.

Bartender: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.

Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.

Bartender: Come with me.

Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?

Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.

Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?

Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.

me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!

by gumballthechewy December 16, 2007