Cookie Cutter Family

A family that is pre-made or a girlfriend that already has kids.

My buddy just started dating a girl that has a cookie cutter family.

by Tom OToole July 9, 2007

family & friends discount

a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.

paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.

by mcbillions May 11, 2009

Nuclear Family

A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius

They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.

by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2021

Family Picnic

An orgy of four or more consisting of only family members. Usually a generation gap is included. When only immediate family is involved, a more descriptive name is Sunday Family Picnic. The phrase originated with a man and woman from Porto Rico who had group intercourse with their daughter and 2 sons. A newspaper article covered the story and called it a Family Picnic as the euphemism because they actually had canceled dinner plans with their friends to have "dinner with their children." There was food involved, but the details were not revealed.

"Hey Mom, lets go have a family picnic again; uncle Rob is in town. He can't wait to see you and Dad! I'm starving!"

by Juge October 27, 2008

Black Crown Family

An african american group to set boundaries between people. since people were doubting them they started this group. They were started in 2004 in North St.Louis. their colors are black and white. Since other groups wear this color its hard to distinguish which is which. This group has no rivalries yet .This group is usually thought as a gang. even though its on its way is hasnt yet. It was started on school as heared. they roll in heavy groups.They are symbolized by a 4-pointed crown.BCF are their initials as BMF but dont get them confused. This group is just trying to set its mark in history.

have you seen the Black Crown Family before?

by Risk Lewkis November 6, 2008

breeder family

These are people who do not have money to support even one child but instead keep having more and more, relying on taxpayer money to support themselves.

That family lives in a trailer and has six kids. They are a true breeder family.

by New English May 3, 2009

Family

A group of related humans (or animals) that are blood related. Most children hate them because their Mommy didn't give them what they want. Excuse them for not buying you a Plasma TV. Most kids also hate them because "They annoy me." Heads up, you're not going to get through life with that attitude because your gonna have a worse time with coworkers and your ex's.

They're not that bad. I mean they feed you and water you. What more do you need?

Kid: "I hate my family."
Other Kid: "And why is that?"
Kid: "Because my sister gets everything she wants like a new cellphone and a pet. But I don't get anything."
Other kid: "You think maybe because your sister loves your family regardless instead of only loving them when she gets presents?"
Kid: "Whatever I hate my Parents."

by Dinukun August 24, 2009