Deschi

This is a mildly humorous indicator for a German of Polish extraction, although the expression has also been heard in North America, indicating those of a more general Eastern European descent. Depending on the tone of speech, the word can be used neutrally, somewhat flattering or even somewhat condescending.

At that fancy restaurant, the server was a typical Deschi. He had that suave walk to him, a slightly reserved posture and a somewhat terse speech - but always courteous and friendly without acting overly subservient.

Deschi by Marek Deschi April 22, 2008

desudog

A flashy and colorful canine character,usally a wolf and or a small adoreable breed of mutt.
Most tend to have ridiculous names and or storylines.
ie) Bambi (c) http://zugestimmt.deviantart.com/

General discription of a desudog.

Eyebrows, bright and obnoxious colors, human expresstion, hair, extra fur, added attributes such as wings or clothing and accessories. Most can be seen with a wannabe disney type of style to them.

desudog by deviantdog January 19, 2009

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

desking by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

desiple 

A person who's presence removes confusion from those around them. One who clears the cloud of confusion that blinds the world.

the Desiples of 2012 will join together and prepare the world for mankind's transformation from homo sapienes to homo illumines.

desiple by bullhunter May 19, 2009

Desticy 

1. Noun: Referring to Robert Pattinson's abs when the pictures of the reunion scene of the Twilight Saga: New Moon came out.

Robert Pattinson's desticy is showing.
Did you see Rpattz's desticy in those photos?
I wanna wash my clothes on Edward Cullen's desticy.

Desticy by purpledaisy723 May 27, 2009

Destiny-Quest Fellowship 

When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.

"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"

Destiny-Quest Fellowship by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

Desperate Sausage by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016