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Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 20, 2010
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crunchrag

After a few uses, the dirty sock was a hardened crunchrag
by sandberg April 30, 2011
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crunch sandwich

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.
person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.
by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012
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Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.
by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012
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crunnells

My crunnells are sore this morning.
by mudlark July 18, 2012
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Crunghorn

Crunghorn is the name of the vigorous shaking of ones penis after urinating. Helps to prevent Trinkton.
Ray, if you are off to the toilet don't forget to Crunghorn to prevent that trinkton in your undercrackers
by Droogy_2014 January 7, 2014
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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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