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apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society
d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D
by Anonymous July 4, 2003
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communard

1. A portmanteau: communard = Communist + retard. Usually a pejorative. But always true.

2. A synonym for 'Communist'. Since a Communist is always a retard, a communard is the same thing as a Communist.
Person A: "There's 'love' in revolution! (albeit spelled backwards!) Power to the people! Long live Chairman Mao! Everyone is equal. Money is bad. Capitalism sucks. Workers of the world unite! I masturbate to pictures of Che Guevara!"

Person B: "Shut up, you communard."

In this example, Person A is, quite clearly, a communist and a retard, and thus a communard.
by [KorektPhool] December 9, 2008
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compuberty

1) when your computer gets a hard-drive.
2) when your computer grows hair around its openings.
3) when a nerd owns his first computer.
4) when your geek of friend grows hair on his balls
Hannah: Thats new.
Erik: What?
Hannah: You have hair on your balls now.
Erik: Yeah, I went through compuberty.

OR

Dude, I got a new 999TZ hard drive.
Sweet, you finally went through compuberty
by bargrish March 3, 2008
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Computer Leg Dance

n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".
When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.
by greenalicious March 12, 2009
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computer

The perfect place for sexual innuendos
1) Yeah. Everytime I come home from work I really turn on my computer.
2) When my sister is finished with her homework I go someplace quiet and get on my computer.
3) I had plenty of money, so I went out and got a pimped out computer. She cost $3100 and she was worth every penny.
4) My computer is do damn hot, I had to go to the store and buy a fan to preserve everything else in my life.
by Brawldud December 23, 2011
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Computer Rape

When old men put their penis in the usb port and it goes through to your ass.
Moe Computer Raped me last week
by Rape Bus May 28, 2016
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Computer wife

Another name for Karen, or Karen 2. Usually used as an insult. It is used for Karen on Spongebob Squarepants, the fucking best show on Nick
by Allyson Holiday October 27, 2018
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