cock hole

The physical hole created by unbuttoning one's pants and underwear so that the male genitalia can successfully urinate outside of one's clothing.

Albert: "Dude, do you unbotton your pants or do you piss through the cock hole?"

Jonny: "No, my dick was too large for the cock hole, hence my pants are wet."

by Canaday C-34 December 1, 2010

Cock fairy

The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.

Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."

by tynle02 April 24, 2008

Rock out with ya cock out

Verb. To display a skill with confidence, sometimes rising to the level of arrogance. Refers to both playing guitar or abusing substances.

1. J: I'm going to take this solo.
B: Rock out with your cock out.

1. J: I've got a pile of caine so
big you need snow shoes to get
to the top.
B: Rock out with your cock out.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

cock club

to strike someone about the head and or face with ur cock

u better shut ur hole before I cock club u

by kickasskiwi April 20, 2004

cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.

The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.

by oh, that guy January 21, 2009

Elephant's Cock

(Chiefly British, and best appreciated in a British accent.)

Any large-bore corrugated tubing. Generally made of thick plastic - making it stiff - while the corrugations allow for some flexibility. Generally used for routing cables around a room, or exhaust gas from an air conditioning unit.

I say - heat's building up in the machine room. Don't suppose you could toddle over and check the elephant's cock's not fallen off the air con, old boy?

by cfm2 December 17, 2011

cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008