somestupidkid's definitions

Tens

An automobile rim that is a pathetic ten inches in diameter as opposed to twenty. See twenties and dubs.

R: Yo, those wheels is shinin. Are those twenties?

J: No, they tens. But they clean as hell, though.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

bermuda triangle

The routine one falls into after celebrating their twentyfirst birthday.

Work



Bar Home

Sorry I haven't talked to you in five years. Lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

by somestupidkid July 24, 2008

Rock out with ya cock out

Verb. To display a skill with confidence, sometimes rising to the level of arrogance. Refers to both playing guitar or abusing substances.

1. J: I'm going to take this solo.
B: Rock out with your cock out.

1. J: I've got a pile of caine so
big you need snow shoes to get
to the top.
B: Rock out with your cock out.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

two down

An expression of disapproval or disbelief of a bullshit story. Usually accompanied by a two thumbs down motion.

J: Dude. Slayer just called and asked if I would play keyboard on their next record.

Metal Guy: Two down, dude. Two f#$@%^& down

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

homo button

A derogetory reference to the snooze button on an alarm clock. Used to get a late sleeper to wake up on time.

Father: Stop hitting the homo button and get your ass out of bed. We've got to be at the factory in twenty minutes.

Son: ALLRIGHT ALREADY.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

Hollywood

1. Name given to one who is extremely attractive.

2. A sarcastic nickname for one is unreasonably vain. Especially effective when used on a man who constantly checks his reflection.

1. Looking good, Hollywood.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

stub club

1. An amputee support group
2. An impotence support group

Feeling alone? Inadequate? Join the Stub Club and receive $3000 cash back on the new Hummer H3

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005