Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021

Covid-AF

When people do ridiculous things because covid restrictions are lifted.

You see them stripping in the park? That’s Covid-AF!

by LadyDiva June 16, 2021

Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.

Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.

by MathPlus June 17, 2021

Covid Dream

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"

"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!

by Lefty Power 123 June 23, 2021

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022