D-card

A diplomatic identity/immunity card.

Cameron: Man I pulled my d-card on teh five-o's last night when i got causht for underage drinking and they couldn't do anything.

by mattmcl February 2, 2006

punk card

An imaginary card authorizing one to "punk" someone (see punk for a better definition). Punk card is normally referred to when someone stalls another individuals attempt to punk them.

"My mom was slipping into bipolar mode and about to bitch me out again, but this time I pulled her punk card and she said she was 'only joking.'"

by telmcg May 27, 2008

blue card

A harsh highschool payout used on anyone who is dating someone much younger than themselves, meaning dealing with children, as you would need to be a teacher or nanny.
See cradlesnatcher

Duuude, you're sixteen and going out with a twelve year old. You need a blue card...

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx August 23, 2006

v card

"I'm serious", and if you're not, you get punched once in the arm

I have money, V Card.

by america's favorite ketchup April 3, 2008

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

Making Card For Student Teacher

Making A card for a fat man in an elephant suit

FATMANFAT
TOTALLY UTTERLY FATTTTT
making card for student teacher.

by savanna rain June 20, 2008

credit card chopper

An expensive custom motorcycle built by a custom cycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual.

Now that it's warmer, you won't see Greg drivin' his Escalade, he'll be on his credit card chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008