stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

by Glomwill April 24, 2008

cracker

Noun. Derogatory term for "white person". Based on other popular definitions, the word is a also a precious excuse for passive-agressive white people who think they are victims and take this term as irrefutable evidence of the existence of reverse racism. The latter, incidentally, implies that there is some natural direction that racism is SUPPOSED to run...and that's towards black people. Not crackers.

Did you hear that black dude call me a cracker? It's so unfair that he can call me a cracker and I can't call him a nigger. I really WANT to call him a nigger, but if anyone caught wind of it it might hurt my senate campaign...and besides, I'm late for a benefit. God, I feel so OPPRESSED!

Why can't I shoot him for calling me a cracker, mom? He'd shoot me for calling him a nigger! Either that, or he'd use his considerable socio-economic influence to get me thrown in prison "for racism". And those places are just crawling with people of color.

by whitechick August 10, 2006

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Cracker Factory

A term used in Central America for a very sterotipical white couple who produce many offspring. Commen Cracker Factorys have 3-12 kids. Cracker Factorys generally are short on money and live in lower-class neiberhoods.

1. Man, that fucking Cracker Factory is moving to our hood.

2. Shit, once all those Cracker Factorys start moving in across the street, they're gonna paint the whole neiberhood white.

by Cory "The Artist" Green April 21, 2007

Cracker Barrel

When a vehicle abruptly crosses multiples lanes in a highway to exit the expressway.

"We unexpectedly planned to exit the expressway, so we had to cracker barrel to make our exit."

by huhchoo December 18, 2012

cracker

Slang word that is used by blacks as a racist taunt to provoke white Euro-Americans.

This word will never cause you to get fired unlike calling someone a nigger!

It's perfectly fine to call a white a CRACKER!

Look at dat ol white cracker bassad!

Oh when will this word be viewed as bad as saying the N word?

by Chauncee Irving January 30, 2007