cooking rice

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

by TekoBaka June 7, 2009

Cookie

my girlfriends vagina

hey babe...the cookie monster is hungry...yumyumyum...

by white boy November 6, 2003

pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

by Uncle Jesse, Rebecca Donaldson, and Daniel Tanner November 7, 2006

choking carrots

vomit,usually containing carrots no eaten in living memory.

"god i was ill last nite i was choking carrots all nite".

by geemeister November 19, 2004

cockinthebutt

n. the act of having ones cock inserted into the anal cavity.

"We have cokinthebutt."-D. Sanchez

by Programphile March 27, 2004

cockingfucklesprick

Someone who you want to strangle because they drive you totally insane that is worse than an asshole but not quite as bad as a motherfucker.

Dadu is a cockingfucklesprick.

by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007

Cookiefest

The 28th of every month is Cookiefest day. To celebrate this marvellous occasion you buy/make a whole lot of cookies and gobble them up with your friends. This is not a greedy day, but a day to share cookies with whoever you meet on the street also.

-Ana, guess what day it is!!
-What
-Cookiefest day!
-Lets go make cookies and share them with everybody

by nimble.hips March 3, 2010