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Beef carpaccio 

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.
Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.
Beef carpaccio by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009
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beef it up 

a beating caused by " beef " . one on one kinda thing .
i heard he talkin madd shiitt .. tell him we're goin to beef it up in the parking lot .
beef it up by bt September 21, 2004

beef curtain

The left hand side flange (vagina) flap
Man, that girl beef curtain is super hairy
beef curtain by Roo & Jess January 26, 2008

Beef Curtain

The skin around a womens vagina that hangs down after excessive sexual activity with many men and/or objects.
The Beef Curtain hung to the floor.

beef stew 

A pile of beef with weird shapes coming out of it...put into a bowl or some inplement for eating. G's nicknames.
corn blue. A named commonly used for those exemplifying that of a "beef stew"
"beef stew, i want some more cookies"
"Beef stew!!!"
beef stew by MEEKOLA November 26, 2006

beef curtains 

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.
alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.
beef curtains by kira l June 21, 2006