a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003

Blondie

A term used for poeple who talk blondish. She's always moving her head and rolling her eyes while talking to people for absolutely no reason. She talks with attitude and people are like wtf? Likes being the center of attention and is veryyy overdramatic. Also known as a melon. Thinks all guys are after her o.0 Eww.

Me: Did you see that Blondie rolling her eyes while talking to me again!?
Mike: That fucker....what a Natalia!

by The Unknown Sluts February 28, 2009

blond

n. Describing the state of mind of any given person. Not to be confused with the hair color blonde. This person could be a male or female, or may not have blonde hair.

<tony>What color is your hair?
<kate>Blond
<tony>...I asked for your hair color, not your state of mind.

or

<tony>Matt, it's devoured, not deflowered
<matt>Oops...
<tony>dumb blond

by Tonystreetdotcom December 28, 2005

blonda

term for blond woman often stupid

that blonda was such a bitch

by my little mystry January 18, 2010

Blonde Bomber

A natural blonde female who has blonde pubes.

I went to go down on her and realized that her pubes were blonde. She was a blonde bomber bro. It was epic.

by The Muff Diver Pro January 20, 2014

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

blonde girl

A blonde girl is the girl that try’s to make you laugh all the time, and she is funny, but sometimes she’s just falling in life and is depressed

“Why is she so sad today? Yesterday she was laughing all the time...she must be a blonde girl.”

by dude..wtf October 22, 2020